I am not drinking coffee. Instead I am drinking this.
I just finished it. It was not coffee. It did not taste like coffee. It did not smell like coffee. It was not coffee.
I did put it in this cup because it made me feel better.
This is going to be hard but I am going to do it. Nothing but my vitamin shakes, fruit, veggies and nuts. For 10 days. Then after 10 days, I get some lean meats. 21 days total of a nutritional cleanse.
I am going to do this. I am going to feel better. And sadly for you, I'm probably going to complain about it every step of the way.
Did I mention Sir D and Will are drinking coffee. I can smell it.